For a drummer this really is a kick arse hat. I can just cruise around the city late at night like an ordinary citizen but I’m ready to save the day with some dope beats at any point. No need you say? I beg to differ. Ever seen a band where the drummer was stinking the place up? Just call and I will hurry to the rescue. Ever been at a party and the vibe was just really demure like everyone kind of wishing they were somewhere else? Holla and the night is saved. Instance dance floor full of grinders.
The best part is I remain totally incognito until the crucial moment then I can just whip them out and “boots, cats, da boots ah cats”* its all good!
*Say the stuff in quotations out loud if you want to be a beatboxer.