Well this is where I would have locked my bike if some cocksucker did not steal it. Cats drive around the streets at night in London in vans and cut bikes free from their locks with battery powered grinders then sell the bikes at the markets on the weekends. I guess they need the money pretty badly because it’s a hard and risky way to make a living. I hope they used my bike to finance some nutritional purchases from tesco and not a large can of super and some bad knock off Pierre Cardin denim. Although that’s not as bad as the government using my taxes to buy amo for the armys guns, is it.
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